I laughed a little too hard….

I laughed a little too hard….

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  1. Date Posted Icon 21st January 2012
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aeontriad:

LSD Girl

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  1. Date Posted Icon 14th January 2012
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Honest Fact from the Medical Community #1:

It is cute when some patients go out of their way and try to make things easier for people taking care of them. It’s a gracious but ultimately superfluous gesture: the folks taking care of you are trained to do what they do under a plethora of conditions and circumstances. Blissful, broken, bleeding or barely breathing, most professionals are going to get the job done. 

My point:

Don’t get a brazilian wax job before your colonoscopy. It’s not a necessary step.

In fact, if you do, we usually think you’re trying to seduce us.

And trying to seduce the people scoping the second holiest of holies isn’t necessarily the opportune time for most people.

…. most people.

  1. Date Posted Icon 6th January 2012
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    3. Tags Icon #... so.... call me?

The seeds of utter desperation are sewn rather deeply whenever I don’t have control of the music selection wherever I go. I’m such an adult.

  1. Date Posted Icon 3rd January 2012
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If you aren’t a fan of small dogs you can kiss my grits, this face is MONEY.

If you aren’t a fan of small dogs you can kiss my grits, this face is MONEY.

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot SD600
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  3. Exposure: 1/30th
  4. Focal Length: 35mm
  1. Date Posted Icon 2nd January 2012
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I Have [an] Envy
  • Me: Nathan, do you have the iPhone 4 or the 4S? Are you going to upgrade?
  • Nathan: I have the 4, I'm not interested in upgrading right now, my phone's fine.
  • Me: Really? There isn't that much of a difference? It's worth waiting for the 5?
  • Nathan: Well, it's not much of a difference for me. But as far as your phone goes, get a new one right now.
  1. Date Posted Icon 2nd January 2012
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    3. Tags Icon #It sends text messages... usually

Nobody EVER seems happy when I request to hear “Them Bones” in the little, organic tea house I visit every day.

  1. Date Posted Icon 2nd January 2012
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fat-birds:L.A. Arboretum 3.26.11 1 by Marcie Gonzalez on Flickr. **Something worth seeing in L.A.**

fat-birds:L.A. Arboretum 3.26.11 1 by Marcie Gonzalez on Flickr.

**Something worth seeing in L.A.**

  1. Date Posted Icon 1st January 2012
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Let’s see, there’s barf on the floor, an empty bottle of wine, shards of broken glass in the living room and a tube of KY-Jelly squeezed out all over some overpriced neck ties.

Oh yes, nerds:

Christmas has started in my house, where holiday cheer is holiday mayhem.

I think I’ll go wake up the chihuahuas and let them help with the holiday destruction.

  1. Date Posted Icon 24th December 2011
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My name is Maximus Glutamus Digimus and I am here for your candy.

  1. Date Posted Icon 23rd December 2011
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