February 2007
3 posts
Tonight I’m off to pack up my best friend’s swanky apartment in Downtown Seattle. She’s moving to the Bronx to live an exciting life of New York Style in a sweet, little Jewish Community. I fully expect her to score lots of stylish tail and buy an adorable puppy and name it something equally as swanky as her new life, like: Versace Cupcake. I fully expect her to NOT become one of...
January 2007
10 posts
Well shoppers, I’m fresh off a Peach Trollie-O bender. The little farting mouse that’s taken up residence in my stomach is having a wicked good time treading through the freakish amount of sugar and weird jelly goo that god never intented to be consumed by any creature on the face of the planet. He’s clapping his little pink paws together (really, do mice even HAVE paws? or are...
My home is in my head, in the world of theory and concepts. I am never lost; mapping the footsteps of authors and philosophers and charting the spaces I will one day inhabit. Obviously I am being led deeper into the unknown the longer I live, but there is the light of future-knowledge shining within me, and I have my convictions to keep me company. In other words, I’m on my own side. In a...
I’ve been lied to consistently for months.
While waiting for him to grow some balls and actually confess to me what I’ve known for quite some time, my faith in love was slowly chipped away.
Then the coward finally told me when he thought I was asleep.
What other indescretions does he confess to me as I dream?
Degenerating into a black day, even the clouds seem darker, more menacing than beautiful. My mind and insides are shattered. The wounded shards which remain reel and spasm like wounded worms drowning in a murky puddle on the sidewalk of your life. Victimized, dooped by a forked tongue and tender blue eyes and a smile. Every day. Every hour. This is a sick joke the rest of the world knew the...
I can’t believe there’s a lunatic out there insane enough to move in with us.
This morning as I watched my little orange cat hump my larger, brownish cat it occured to me that this twisted little universe we’ve constructed out of cat dander, Trent Rezner beats and obsene amounts of intoxicants is about to assimilate another member.
I’m a methodical, hyper...
Hyperballad.
Play Dead.
Today I’d like to thank Radiohead for “Ok Computer”. I’d like to thank every Redhead who’s crossed my path in life because good or bad, I’ve learned something from each of you. I’d like to thank my brother for dealing with me with the same kind of insouciance with which I treat my cats; I’m deathly allergic to them, but love...
Well folks, Armageddon did not come to pass. Yet.
Unless you’re joining us today from places OTHER than Aberrant Weather Central, you were most likely walking/driving/weeping around the remnants of trees and other debris littering our lives this morning. It was a bad night for most, a terrible night a few. Trees were falling on cars last night. Falling on CARS. “Wow, it’s so...
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I have freed myself from my eddied prison.
My eyes are balloons of oil, spectral and slick in the sun.
Day upon day I watched the specious grass sway and bend:
soft, emerald spires against the gray sky.
I unwittingly leave my final breath behind and try to soar,
but my spine violently reverberates against the earth.
Suddenly, the grass for which I’ve longed wears the droplets of my...
What exactly is going on here?