December 2009
101 posts
Dec 29th
129 notes
Dec 29th
“mullets are standard issue in these parts… It’s the rebels that get a...”
– aeontriad
Dec 29th
5 notes
Dec 29th
20 notes
Dec 29th
No. I am not jealous because someone gave you a snuggie. Nor will I verbally ejaculate over it when you bring it up to me. Personally: I think you’re a stooge. ….. Avatar probably changed your life too, didn’t it? Phhsh. Huuuu. Hateful Bones tonight.
Dec 29th
3 notes
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
40 notes
Dec 29th
26 notes
It would seem that Levar Burton has seen Avatar 3D twice already. ……. I really can’t make that statement funny.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
14 notes
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
madthoughts: Its not truly Christmas until I call a random stranger a mother fucker. Well, done and done.
Dec 27th
10 notes
Dec 27th
92 notes
Dec 22nd
Listenfuckyeah1980s: Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out for a...
Dec 22nd
13 notes
Dec 22nd
420 notes
Dec 22nd
Listenjimrock: Paul Oakenfold ft Brittany Murphy –...
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
10 notes
Dec 22nd
11 notes
Dec 22nd
“You know who loves getting fisted? Sock puppets.”
– Keiferbill
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
772 notes
I’ve decided I want a machine. Let that take you wherever it needs to take you. Oh. They’re out there. Google it.
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
7 notes
Listenfuckyeah1980s: George Michael - Faith
Dec 19th
18 notes
Dec 19th
25 notes
Dec 19th
Dec 17th
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author →
jimrock:awesomeringerud: Herman Hesse People that own one straw chair in their house. Chuck Klosterman Boys who don’t read. Dan Brown People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids. Margaret Atwood Women whose favorite color is hunter green. William Faulkner People who are good at crosswords. George Orwell Conspiracy theorists (too easy). Aldous...
Dec 17th
388 notes
Dec 17th
98 notes
Dec 17th
35 notes
Dec 17th
Listenscottfriday: stand by me // ben e. king
Dec 17th
WatchWatch
brettjohn: Hot Chip - One Life Stand
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
If she calls it a "Mossy Cottage",
dude. Sick.
Dec 17th
9 notes
If she calls it a "Penis Garage",
she might be a slut.
Dec 17th
4 notes
If she calls it "Dew Flaps",
she probably likes nature walks.
Dec 17th
2 notes
If she calls it an "Oracle",
she probably bought those placebos from Miss Cleo.
Dec 17th
If she calls it a "Sugar Basin",
expect her to orgasm snicker doodles.
Dec 17th
If she calls it an "Attic",
she’s probably been lonely for a while.
Dec 17th
If she calls it a "Hair Pie",
rethink unless you dig the hippie thing.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
I’m feeling a little better, but still pretty sick. This means I’m prone to the bipolar joys of boring easily and treading waters in delirium. Boring easily means I research important and monumental topics on the interwebs such as alternative anatomical terms a medical professional might encounter in their field. Treading waters in delirium means I laugh at the sophomoric stuff I...
Dec 17th
Dec 15th
46 notes
Offending Morrissey fans is its own reward.
Dec 13th
Dec 13th