December 2009
101 posts
mullets are standard issue in these parts… It’s the rebels that get a...
– aeontriad
No.
I am not jealous because someone gave you a snuggie. Nor will I verbally ejaculate over it when you bring it up to me.
Personally: I think you’re a stooge.
….. Avatar probably changed your life too, didn’t it?
Phhsh.
Huuuu.
Hateful Bones tonight.
It would seem that Levar Burton has seen Avatar 3D twice already.
……. I really can’t make that statement funny.
madthoughts:
Its not truly Christmas until I call a random stranger a mother fucker.
Well, done and done.
You know who loves getting fisted? Sock puppets.
– Keiferbill
I’ve decided I want a machine.
Let that take you wherever it needs to take you.
Oh.
They’re out there.
Google it.
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author →
jimrock:awesomeringerud:
Herman Hesse
People that own one straw chair in their house.
Chuck Klosterman
Boys who don’t read.
Dan Brown
People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids.
Margaret Atwood
Women whose favorite color is hunter green.
William Faulkner
People who are good at crosswords.
George Orwell
Conspiracy theorists (too easy).
Aldous...
brettjohn: Hot Chip - One Life Stand
If she calls it a "Mossy Cottage",
dude. Sick.
If she calls it a "Penis Garage",
she might be a slut.
If she calls it "Dew Flaps",
she probably likes nature walks.
If she calls it an "Oracle",
she probably bought those placebos from Miss Cleo.
If she calls it a "Sugar Basin",
expect her to orgasm snicker doodles.
If she calls it an "Attic",
she’s probably been lonely for a while.
If she calls it a "Hair Pie",
rethink unless you dig the hippie thing.
I’m feeling a little better, but still pretty sick. This means I’m prone to the bipolar joys of boring easily and treading waters in delirium.
Boring easily means I research important and monumental topics on the interwebs such as alternative anatomical terms a medical professional might encounter in their field.
Treading waters in delirium means I laugh at the sophomoric stuff I...
Offending Morrissey fans is its own reward.