January 2010
16 posts
*POKE*
Muah hahaha. Now you ALL get to have my cyber babies.
This is the second morning in a row where I’ve drank two brews of extra dark roasted French press by ten thirty and ate a Tofutti frozen dessert bar for breakfast.
….. because sometimes I’m short AND stupid.
You know it’s going to be an epic Saturday night when I’m singing Teddy Pendergrass to a sexy, naked person in my bed by ten PM.
*And by “epic” I mean “lame” and by “sexy, naked person” I mean my chihuahua.
Hi.
I felt like loving something.
Now my face and little hearts are making a mess all over your dash.
“If you can’t take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughtta go back home and crawl...”
– Q, Star Trek: The Next Generation “Q Who?” (via aeontriad)
“Oh my god! Have you seen Willow? The crappy 80’s sword and sorcery movie?...”
– Hint: NOT Hulk Hogan
