December 2010
58 posts
It would appear this white guy on the bus thinks wearing a Marmot and spitting Eminem lyrics gives him a pass to the hood.
People who say “anything’s possible” have clearly never tried slamming a revolving door.
…. and that’s the night I got hammered and found the “Accidental Penis” tumblr.
scotttfriday-deactivated2011021 asked: THAT CANINE IS NOT A CELEBRITY. if she is, i'll put forth the addendum (as i thought was underSTOOD): MUST BE HUMAN.
scotttfriday-deactivated2011021 asked: THAT CANINE IS NOT A CELEBRITY. if she is, i'll put forth the addendum (as i thought was underSTOOD): MUST BE HUMAN.
Anonymous asked: Be honest- pain management is a shitty specialty. Your demographic, even though your practice isn't accepting state issued insurance which bars the worst of the worst from you, is still easily the hardest to work with.
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Today I’ve been everyone’s slave except yours.
So?
scottfriday: toy soldiers // martika
scotttfriday-deactivated2011021 asked: sexual cupcakes! that's a good name for so many things. soooo many things.
Anonymous asked: Be honest- pain management is a shitty specialty. Your demographic, even though your practice isn't accepting state issued insurance which bars the worst of the worst from you, is still easily the hardest to work with.
scotttfriday-deactivated2011021 asked: sexual cupcakes! that's a good name for so many things. soooo many things.
If you spend more than four hours a day at work looking up stuff on Wikipedia, you shouldn’t be allowed to tell people you have a “career”.
scotttfriday-deactivated2011021 asked: you know, you can still say something clever. like i said, i'm still posting some of these. just not all of them.
scotttfriday-deactivated2011021 asked: you know, you can still say something clever. like i said, i'm still posting some of these. just not all of them.
You wouldn’t wear a brand new shirt while it’s still on the hanger, so why is that sticker still on your baseball cap dumbass?
kimalah: Yes I get it. You are awesome beyond words. Except you keep using them.
“lonely as a dry orchard
spread over the earth
for use and surrender.”
– Charles Bukowski (via life-deactivated)
“lonely as a dry orchard
spread over the earth
for use and surrender.”
– Charles Bukowski (via life-deactivated)
kimalah: Yes I get it. You are awesome beyond words. Except you keep using them.
Okay. How can I word: “Dude. The fact that you’re dyslexic does not justify your velcro shoes!” to this bum without sounding insensitive?
Stem cell transplant cures HIV infection.
coketalk: Stem cell transplant cures HIV infection.
This is wonderful news, but as it involves both HIV and stem cells, I already know how evil fucks like Glenn Beck will spin it.
They’ll say that homosexuals with AIDS are vampires who have to suck the life force out of unborn babies to survive.
You think I’m kidding, but I’m not. Just watch.
"Remember, whether think you CAN or you CAN'T,...
The office manager in our practice is this young ESL (English as a Second Language) Korean guy. Nice guy, but still struggling with articulating effectively to anyone other than his brother in law and his sister, who happen to be the medical director and his wife.
To help the support staff cope with this, I’ve taken it upon myself to teach him corporate buzz phrases we all know nobody but...
Six sheets of documents at once? You got greedy, fax machine. In my office we deal out justice in servings of violent button pushing.
Being corrected for grammar by a stranger on the net is like paying to see Carrot Top: pointless but the shame stays forever if it happens.
We need a new word for landlord. One that doesn’t have the word “lord” in it.
I like my coffees like I like my enemies: poured into the gutter in disgust because they’re really cold.
Eminem, Bieber, Perry? All these performers are Grammy Leads. Right. I’m just going to go out to the hall and throw up about something else.
My dad’s cousin Boyd died from cancer recently. Sad, but not entirely unexpected: death runs in our family.
“I don’t have girlfriends because other women are jealous of me” is just another way of saying “I’m a raving, delusional bitch”.
The other day a chicken was trying to explain to me that all the Baroque composers hated eggnog, but all I heard was “Bach Bach Bach Bach”!